Greetings, miserable proles. That's what a famous borderline-insane rabbit once said. My name is Jawbone, and in this world what we need is a honest president to cut the bullshit and cut the nonsense. What we need is a president that's honest, knowledgable, bilingual even. I am your president, I am the choice of America.

A woman's body is her own, If she feels she is not ready to have a child, which indeed is a big responsibility, she has the right to end the life of the fetus. I personally believe that life begins at actual birth, and the fetus is just a fetus, its pre-life.

I have not decided my position on this issue.

Education is one of my highest priorities, too many children are dropping out of schools sans the education needed to succeed in life, Bush's No Child Left Behind Act utterly failed, especially at increasing the literary rate of the school. If I see one single child illiterate even with the methods I want to enact to raise the literary rate to 100% at the end of my first term, I know I have failed.

Energy is a big concern, which is why I propose converting at least 50% of natural wildlands in the continental United States as restricted national parks and to be used only for emergency relocation during times of war, state of emergency or Act of God. I also support researching widened use of alternate energy sources such as wind power and solar power, to cut off our dependence on Middle Eastern oil.

The Environment is a big thing to Americans, which is why i'm proposing mandated recycling laws, logging restrictions, and toughening laws on endangered animal abuse.

As one of the world's biggest superpowers, we need to assert our power, many people proclaim the futility of American imperialism, but most of these people are in-fact communists, do we really care what they think?

LGBT activists support the right to be married, I disagree, couples of any type deserve to be together and to love each other, but marriage is only meant to be between one man and one woman, which is why I will not support Gay marriage.

I move for Universal Health Care for all U.S. Citizens, if we improve the lifestyle of all Americans, we can truly become a great nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Nothing stopped the Americans of today from immigrating legally, through boats, planes and et cetera, why do Mexican citizens need to sneak into the country? Do they have something to hide? If they legally apply for a work visa to work in the U.S. they would have nothing to hide.

To cut down on terrorism, I move to find Osama Bin Laden, if we cut off the head, the body will die, and that is when we can pull out of Iraq knowing Operation Enduring Freedom is a success for freedom everywhere.

I propose to keep the facility of Guantanamo Bay open until every single resident of the facility is tried in a court of law, and keep it open for all terror suspects.

I have not decided my position on this issue.

If you work an honest living for fourty years they deserve to see the reaping of their rewards at the age where they truly need it. Nothing in my mind says to close Social Security

I have not decided my position on this issue.